Analyze this.
Hi I'm Joel, I'm 17 and from Liverpool.
I love Stephen King Books, Quentin Tarantino films, Pop Tarts, and Britney Spears.
I promise, i'm unlike every other boy you'll ever meet.
I don't care much for small talk, nor do I want to hear your life story.
I'm not here to impress you,
therefore i'm not going to to waste my time writing shit about me worth reading.
I can be a bitch, and i hate myself for it.
But show me one person who say's they can't be, and i'll show you a fucking liar.
My goal is not to wake up at age 40 with the bitter realization that I have wasted my life away.
I love Stephen King Books, Quentin Tarantino films, Pop Tarts, and Britney Spears.
I promise, i'm unlike every other boy you'll ever meet.
I don't care much for small talk, nor do I want to hear your life story.
I'm not here to impress you,
therefore i'm not going to to waste my time writing shit about me worth reading.
I can be a bitch, and i hate myself for it.
But show me one person who say's they can't be, and i'll show you a fucking liar.
My goal is not to wake up at age 40 with the bitter realization that I have wasted my life away.
